{"id":117,"date":"2015-05-22T16:17:00","date_gmt":"2015-05-22T16:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/formalprision.info\/2015\/05\/22\/lo-castiga-el-monte-por-querer-atrapar\/"},"modified":"2015-06-03T08:21:09","modified_gmt":"2015-06-03T08:21:09","slug":"lo-castiga-el-monte-por-querer-atrapar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/?p=117","title":{"rendered":"Se cae de un \u00e1rbol por querer atrapar unos loros"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>La madre naturaleza se confabul\u00f3 con sus elementos para impedir que Jos\u00e9 Copertino Cauich se apoderara de un par de loros que estaban en lo alto de un \u00e1rbol.<br \/>\nEn consecuencia, el individuo, de 33 a\u00f1os y vecino de Panab\u00e1, resbal\u00f3 cuando sub\u00eda al mencionado \u00e1rbol y cay\u00f3 de una altura aproximada de siete metros.<br \/>\nEl sujeto sufri\u00f3 diversas lesiones que ameritaron su traslado a un hospital en M\u00e9rida.<br \/>\nDe acuerdo con lo que se inform\u00f3, Jos\u00e9 Copertino sali\u00f3 a cortar le\u00f1a y de pronto vio que en lo alto de un \u00e1rbol se encontraban dos loros, especie protegida porque se encuentra en peligro de extinci\u00f3n.<br \/>\nPensando que pod\u00eda ganar unos buenos pesos vendiendo el par de ejemplares en el mercado negro, el sujeto subi\u00f3 al \u00e1rbol con tan mala suerte que perdi\u00f3 el equilibrio y cay\u00f3.<br \/>\nAl escuchar el alborto, las preciadas aves mejor alzaron vuelo dejando en el suelo a Jos\u00e9 Copertino y sus negras intenciones.<br \/>\nEl individuo fue trasladado al Hospital O&#8217;Hor\u00e1n de M\u00e9rida, donde lo atendieron de fractura de mu\u00f1eca izquierda, golpes diversos y fractura de varias costillas.<br \/>\nNo falt\u00f3 quien comentara que tambi\u00e9n lo hab\u00eda castigado el monte por su mal proceder.<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">\n<a href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-duqzoKvfJtA\/VV9WdDFtWgI\/AAAAAAAAFLQ\/ToorZeq0s1s\/s1600\/loros.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"180\" src=\"http:\/\/formalprision.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/loros.jpg\" width=\"320\"><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La madre naturaleza se confabul\u00f3 con sus elementos para impedir que Jos\u00e9 Copertino Cauich se apoderara de un par de loros que estaban en lo alto de un \u00e1rbol. En<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":10238,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[9,10,3,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-117","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-destacadas","category-lectura-recomendada","category-portada","category-sin-categoria"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/loros.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6id8p-1T","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=117"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/10238"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=117"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=117"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=117"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}