TIZIM\u00cdN, Yucat\u00e1n.- Tremendo relajo se arm\u00f3 cuando un sujeto conocido como \u201cCebollas\u201d, de 25 a\u00f1os, se fug\u00f3 con su novia de 15 a\u00f1os.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
La quincea\u00f1era se sali\u00f3 de su casa cuando su mam\u00e1 andaba bailando, y al volver la se\u00f1ora a las 3 de la madrugada ya no la encontr\u00f3.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
La menor apareci\u00f3 dos d\u00edas despu\u00e9s, bien campante y de la mano de su gal\u00e1n, que hasta se meti\u00f3 a la casa como si ya fuera yerno oficial.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
La suegra, nada contenta con la situaci\u00f3n, lo enfrent\u00f3 y \u201cCebollas\u201d se puso al brinco, pero no le dur\u00f3 mucho el gusto porque la polic\u00eda lleg\u00f3 y se lo llev\u00f3 al bote.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mientras tanto, la jovencita ya est\u00e1 de vuelta en su casa, y el pleito familiar sigue dando de qu\u00e9 hablar entre los vecinos.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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