{"id":2340,"date":"2014-09-20T16:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-09-20T16:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/formalprision.info\/2014\/09\/20\/quiso-evadir-la-policia-pero-estaba\/"},"modified":"2015-06-03T08:35:02","modified_gmt":"2015-06-03T08:35:02","slug":"quiso-evadir-la-policia-pero-estaba","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/?p=2340","title":{"rendered":"Pide un taxi para no conducir porque estaba ebrio y termina volcado"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Como si fuera una tragedia griega, de esas de las que no puedes escapar de tu destino, un vecino de Kanas\u00edn quiso evadir a la polic\u00eda pero a final de cuentas termin\u00f3 top\u00e1ndose con ella.<br \/>\nY para que el asunto sea m\u00e1s funesto, acab\u00f3 con traumatismo craneoencef\u00e1lico e internado en la cl\u00ednica T-1 del IMSS.<br \/>\nLos hechos ocurrieron de la siguiente manera.<br \/>\nJes\u00fas Chan Barrientos, de 23 a\u00f1os, se dispuso a continuar la celebraci\u00f3n de las fiestas patrias, de tal manera que empez\u00f3 a ingerir cerveza en un bar de Kanas\u00edn.<br \/>\nCuando ya estaba bastante borracho decidi\u00f3 ir a su casa, y para no correr riesgos de sufrir un accidente o toparse con la polic\u00eda, dej\u00f3 su autom\u00f3vil estacionado en el citado bar y solicit\u00f3 los servicios de un mototaxi.<br \/>\nTodo iba bien hasta ah\u00ed, pero en determinado momento el mototaxi pas\u00f3 por un charco de agua que ocultaba un bache y el veh\u00edculo volc\u00f3.<br \/>\nChan Barrientos acab\u00f3 con un fuerte golpe en la cabeza que amerit\u00f3 su traslado a la cl\u00ednica T-1 del IMSS en M\u00e9rida.<br \/>\nAl lugar llegaron agentes policiacos que tomaron conocimiento de los hechos.<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">\n<a href=\"http:\/\/formalprision.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/herido1.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/formalprision.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/herido1.jpg\" height=\"239\" width=\"320\"><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Como si fuera una tragedia griega, de esas de las que no puedes escapar de tu destino, un vecino de Kanas\u00edn quiso evadir a la polic\u00eda pero a final de<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":14791,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3,1,49],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2340","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-portada","category-sin-categoria","category-tocho-morocho"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/herido1.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6id8p-BK","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2340","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2340"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2340\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/14791"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2340"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2340"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2340"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}