{"id":33436,"date":"2015-09-07T10:16:05","date_gmt":"2015-09-07T15:16:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/formalprision.com\/?p=33436"},"modified":"2015-09-07T14:25:36","modified_gmt":"2015-09-07T19:25:36","slug":"comio-huyo-no-pagar-topo-mesero-karateca","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/?p=33436","title":{"rendered":"Comi\u00f3 y huy\u00f3 para no pagar, pero se top\u00f3 con mesero karateca"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Atormentado por el hambre, con el est\u00f3mago pegado a la espalda, un individuo quiso tener comida corrida en una cocina econ\u00f3mica de la colonia Francisco I. Madero, pero las cosas le salieron mal.<\/p>\n<p>El sujeto entr\u00f3 al negocio, orden\u00f3 comida y qued\u00f3 con la panza llena, pero cuando le entregaron la cuenta quiso escapar sin pagar.<\/p>\n<p>Pero no sab\u00eda que el mesero es practicante de artes marciales mixtas, por lo cual r\u00e1pidamente le dio alcance y lo someti\u00f3.<\/p>\n<p>Este caso ocurri\u00f3 cuando Pedro Brice\u00f1o Uicab andaba con el est\u00f3mago vac\u00edo por el rumbo de la colonia Francisco I. Madero, y deambulando por ah\u00ed de pronto pas\u00f3 por una cocina econ\u00f3mica, donde entr\u00f3 y, a pesar de que no ten\u00eda ni siquiera un clavo en el bolsillo, orden\u00f3 raci\u00f3n y media del plato del d\u00eda.<\/p>\n<p>Sus problemas comenzaron cuando el mesero le llev\u00f3 la cuenta, pues le dijo que no ten\u00eda dinero, lo que motiv\u00f3 una discusi\u00f3n que fue subiendo de tono.<\/p>\n<p>Brice\u00f1o Uicab aprovech\u00f3 un descuido para arrancar a correr, seguido del mesero que r\u00e1pidamente le dio alcance por su condici\u00f3n de atleta.<\/p>\n<p>El sujeto quiso enfrentarlo, pero al mesero le bastaron dos movimientos para someterlo y finalmente entregarlo a la polic\u00eda.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Atormentado por el hambre, con el est\u00f3mago pegado a la espalda, un individuo quiso tener comida corrida en una cocina econ\u00f3mica de la colonia Francisco I. Madero, pero las cosas<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":33438,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[14],"tags":[1266,1028,671],"class_list":["post-33436","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-merida","tag-comida-corrida","tag-karateca","tag-mesero"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/comida-corrida.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6id8p-8Hi","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33436","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=33436"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33436\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/33438"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=33436"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=33436"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=33436"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}