{"id":33949,"date":"2015-09-19T12:28:00","date_gmt":"2015-09-19T17:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/formalprision.com\/?p=33949"},"modified":"2015-09-20T16:29:14","modified_gmt":"2015-09-20T21:29:14","slug":"meridano-ebrio-se-pelea-con-sus-gallinas-y-termina-en-el-hospital","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/?p=33949","title":{"rendered":"Yucateco ebrio se pelea con sus gallinas y termina en el hospital"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Por &#8216;pelearse&#8217; ebrio con sus gallinas, un vecino de la comisar\u00eda meridana de Sac Nict\u00e9 termin\u00f3 en el hospital, picoteado por las aves.<\/p>\n<p>Seg\u00fan inform\u00f3 a las autoridades el propio afectado, de nombre V\u00edctor Gonz\u00e1lez Ku, de 45 a\u00f1os de edad, \u00a0se encontraba ebrio en su domicilio yy sali\u00f3 al patio para dar de comer a sus gallinas.<\/p>\n<p>Sin embargo, las gallinas se alborotaron porque llevaban horas sin comer, por lo que V\u00edctor comenz\u00f3 a &#8216;rega\u00f1arlas&#8217; y a pelear con ellas.<\/p>\n<p>El karma lleg\u00f3: V\u00edctor resbal\u00f3 y cay\u00f3 de frente, siendo picoteado por algunas de las gallinas.<\/p>\n<p>Fue necesario trasladarlo al hospital Ohor\u00e1n, donde se inform\u00f3 que, despu\u00e9s de quitarle algunas plumas, presenta \u00a0trauma ocular derecho.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Por &#8216;pelearse&#8217; ebrio con sus gallinas, un vecino de la comisar\u00eda meridana de Sac Nict\u00e9 termin\u00f3 en el hospital, picoteado por las aves. Seg\u00fan inform\u00f3 a las autoridades el propio<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":33950,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3,54],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33949","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-portada","category-yucatan"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/ropa_gallina.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6id8p-8Pz","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33949","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=33949"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33949\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/33950"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=33949"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=33949"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=33949"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}