{"id":343,"date":"2015-05-02T17:13:00","date_gmt":"2015-05-02T17:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/formalprision.info\/2015\/05\/02\/pensaron-que-dormia-pero-ya-descansaba\/"},"modified":"2015-06-03T08:22:00","modified_gmt":"2015-06-03T08:22:00","slug":"pensaron-que-dormia-pero-ya-descansaba","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/?p=343","title":{"rendered":"Pensaron que dorm\u00eda en un parque, pero estaba muerto"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Su afici\u00f3n al trago barato le pas\u00f3 factura a Te\u00fal Chabl\u00e9 Dzib, conocido teporocho que muri\u00f3 en una banca del parque de la Madre, en Tekal de Venegas.<\/p>\n<p>Al parecer, el individuo muri\u00f3 a causa de una congesti\u00f3n alcoh\u00f3lica. Su cuerpo fue encontrado por personas que llegaron al parque y se percataron que pas\u00f3 un buen rato y no se mov\u00eda.<\/p>\n<p>Pensando lo peor, avisaron a la Polic\u00eda Municipal, cuyos agentes acudieron a verificar y constataron que Te\u00fal no dorm\u00eda sino que ya estaba descansando eternamente, al parecer por las consecuencias de su afici\u00f3n al trago.<\/p>\n<p>Un buen samaritano llev\u00f3 hasta el lugar un manto blanco con el que se cubri\u00f3 el cad\u00e1ver a fin de esperar la llegada de la Polic\u00eda Ministerial y los m\u00e9dicos forenses.<\/p>\n<p>Te\u00fal era conocido por su afici\u00f3n a embriagarse todos los d\u00edas y a todas horas, lo que al final de cuentas le caus\u00f3 la muerte.<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">\n<a href=\"http:\/\/formalprision.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/01Tekal-01-1024x768.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/formalprision.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/01Tekal-01-1024x768.jpg\" height=\"240\" width=\"320\"><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Su afici\u00f3n al trago barato le pas\u00f3 factura a Te\u00fal Chabl\u00e9 Dzib, conocido teporocho que muri\u00f3 en una banca del parque de la Madre, en Tekal de Venegas. Al parecer,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":10719,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[9,10,3,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-343","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-destacadas","category-lectura-recomendada","category-portada","category-sin-categoria"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/01Tekal-01.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6id8p-5x","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/343","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=343"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/343\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/10719"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=343"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=343"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=343"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}