{"id":41789,"date":"2016-03-24T12:46:32","date_gmt":"2016-03-24T17:46:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/formalprision.com\/?p=41789"},"modified":"2016-03-25T19:33:00","modified_gmt":"2016-03-26T00:33:00","slug":"la-oportunidad-le-llega-brincando-roba-un-conejo-y-se-compra-dos-misiles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/?p=41789","title":{"rendered":"Roba un conejo y lo vende para comprar dos misiles"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A un sujeto que andaba desesperado por seguir embriag\u00e1ndose la oportunidad le lleg\u00f3 literalmente brincando, y no la desaprovech\u00f3.<\/p>\n<p>El caso ocurri\u00f3 en el puerto de Dzilam Bravo, donde el individuo se le atraves\u00f3 el conejo de una vecina y lo vendi\u00f3 para comprarse dos misiles.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/formalprision.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/conejo.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-41792\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-41792 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/formalprision.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/conejo-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"conejo\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/conejo-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/formalprision.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/conejo-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/formalprision.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/conejo.jpg 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>La due\u00f1a del \u00abbugs bunny\u00bb, Minelia Dom\u00ednguez, denunci\u00f3 que Jimmy Lorenzo Canch\u00e9 Cabrilla alias \u00abVerd\u00edn\u00bb le rob\u00f3 el conejo en su casa de la calle 15 entre 28 y 30 del citado puerto.<\/p>\n<p>Al ser detenido, \u00abVerd\u00edn\u00bb reconoci\u00f3 que se apoder\u00f3 del roedor y que lo vendi\u00f3 a un sujeto conocido como \u00abChepa\u00bb en 60 pesos, que le sirvieron para comprarse dos misiles y continuar la parranda.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/formalprision.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/blas.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-41793\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-41793 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/formalprision.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/blas-300x229.jpg\" alt=\"blas\" width=\"300\" height=\"229\" srcset=\"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/blas-300x229.jpg 300w, https:\/\/formalprision.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/blas.jpg 718w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A un sujeto que andaba desesperado por seguir embriag\u00e1ndose la oportunidad le lleg\u00f3 literalmente brincando, y no la desaprovech\u00f3. 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