{"id":4405,"date":"2013-11-06T20:52:00","date_gmt":"2013-11-06T20:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/formalprision.info\/2013\/11\/06\/se-le-mete-el-en-el-cuerpo-y-roba-en-un\/"},"modified":"2015-06-03T08:42:36","modified_gmt":"2015-06-03T08:42:36","slug":"se-le-mete-el-en-el-cuerpo-y-roba-en-un","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/?p=4405","title":{"rendered":"Se le mete el &quot;diablo&quot; en el cuerpo y roba en un convento de monjas"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"font-family: Noteworthy; font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 24px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.296875); -webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(130, 98, 83, 0.0976563); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(191, 107, 82, 0.496094); \">\n<div>A Jos\u00e9 Luis Chan Chan se le meti\u00f3 el Diablo en el cuerpo y decidi\u00f3 robar nada m\u00e1s y nada menos que en un convento de monjas &nbsp;de la ciudad.<\/div>\n<div>Por fortuna, en esta ocasi\u00f3n el mal no triunfo sobre el bien y el sujeto fue detenido por agentes de la SSP.<\/div>\n<div>Ahora, Jos\u00e9 Luis enfrenta proceso ante el uzgado Sexto Penal, acusado de robo calificado, denunciado por la monjita Raquel Beatriz Maass Escoto (a) \u201cSor Raquelita\u201d.<\/div>\n<div>Seg\u00fan las constancias del expediente, el martes pasado a las 17:30 horas, Jos\u00e9 Luis termin\u00f3 su borrachera de varias horas y empez\u00f3 a deambular por el Anillo Perif\u00e9rico Poniente.<\/div>\n<div>Una vez que el Diablo se apoder\u00f3 de su mente, Jos\u00e9 Luis decidi\u00f3 robar algo y tom\u00f3 la carretera a Caucel, &nbsp;donde se ubica el convento \u201cSanta Mar\u00eda Monte Carmelo\u201d.<\/div>\n<div>Sin medir las consecuencias, se introdujo al lugar y lleg\u00f3 hasta la bodega, donde se apoder\u00f3 de una bicicleta y una podadora.<\/div>\n<div>Para su mala fortuna, una patrulla pas\u00f3 por el sitio como mandada del cielo y sus agentes cuando lo vieron cargando las cosas lo cuestionaron y \u00e9l dijo que se lo hab\u00edan regalado las monjitas.<\/div>\n<div>Sin embargo, las madres salieron &nbsp;y desmintieron al presunto ladr\u00f3n, quien fue detenido y enviado a prisi\u00f3n.<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lh5.googleusercontent.com\/-mwUd8pzfl9A\/UnqsF4f_FSI\/AAAAAAAAcNk\/mEhYEsO8SOY\/s640\/blogger-image--1911789763.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; 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