{"id":46153,"date":"2016-07-21T07:41:26","date_gmt":"2016-07-21T12:41:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/formalprision.com\/?p=46153"},"modified":"2016-07-21T13:41:22","modified_gmt":"2016-07-21T18:41:22","slug":"teporocho-asusta-a-turistas-pensaron-que-estaba-muerto","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/?p=46153","title":{"rendered":"Teporocho regresa del &#8216;m\u00e1s all\u00e1&#8217; en Progreso"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Turistas nacionales que desconocen que los muelles de Progreso son dormitorios de teporochos se alarmaron al ver a uno que estaba debajo del muelle de chocolate, sin moverse.<\/p>\n<p>Alarmados, porque pensaron que estaba muerto, los visitantes pidieron auxilio a un par de polic\u00edas federales que estaban por ah\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>Uno de los uniformados se meti\u00f3 debajo del muelle y lleg\u00f3 hasta donde estaba el individuo, que fue identificado como \u00abChaparro\u00bb, un bebedor consuetudinario del puerto.<\/p>\n<p>El polic\u00eda llam\u00f3 en varias ocasiones al borrach\u00edn, pero no respond\u00eda, lo que aument\u00f3 la preocupaci\u00f3n de los turistas.<\/p>\n<p>El agente lo sacudi\u00f3 y llam\u00f3 de nuevo, y fue cuando \u00abChaparro\u00bb respondi\u00f3, pero era tal su estado de embriaguez que prefirieron dejarlo durmiendo, porque resultaba muy complicado sacarlo entre las maderas del muelle.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Turistas nacionales que desconocen que los muelles de Progreso son dormitorios de teporochos se alarmaron al ver a uno que estaba debajo del muelle de chocolate, sin moverse. Alarmados, porque<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":46155,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-46153","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-portada"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/chaparro.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6id8p-c0p","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46153","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=46153"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46153\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/46155"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=46153"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=46153"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=46153"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}