{"id":7999,"date":"2011-08-09T18:57:00","date_gmt":"2011-08-09T18:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/formalprision.info\/2011\/08\/09\/ebrio-se-ensarta-en-los-gluteos-las\/"},"modified":"2015-06-03T08:56:07","modified_gmt":"2015-06-03T08:56:07","slug":"ebrio-se-ensarta-en-los-gluteos-las","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/?p=7999","title":{"rendered":"Ebrio se ensarta en los gl\u00fateos las lanzas de la reja de su casa"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-a3AwbnGnf-4\/TkDgwQRY7AI\/AAAAAAAAD9U\/22hwnzFS8dY\/s1600\/aaaaalesionadoparatodo.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5638753853074107394\" style=\"FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 120px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 160px\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/formalprision.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/aaaaalesionadoparatodo.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<div>Lo que parec\u00eda una buena borrachera termin\u00f3 mal para IBIMAEL COCOM CHI, de 29 a\u00f1os de edad, quien se clav\u00f3 en los gl\u00fateos las lanzas de la reja de su casa cuando intentaba saltar el enrejado.<\/div>\n<div>El sujeto dijo que ayer a las 18:00 horas estaba ingiriendo bebidas embriagantes y cuando regres\u00f3 a su casa se percat\u00f3 que no ten\u00eda llave.<\/div>\n<div>Como no hab\u00eda nadie en la casa, decidi\u00f3 brincar la reja, aunque el enrejado posee lancetas de seguridad con puntas afiladas, por lo que un par de ellas se le clavaron al sentarse encima.<\/div>\n<div>Fue llevado al Hospital OHo\u00f1\u00e1n, donde se inform\u00f3 que presenta heridas de tres cent\u00edmetros en los gl\u00fateos. <\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lo que parec\u00eda una buena borrachera termin\u00f3 mal para IBIMAEL COCOM CHI, de 29 a\u00f1os de edad, quien se clav\u00f3 en los gl\u00fateos las lanzas de la reja de su<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":26014,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[50,3,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7999","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-machines","category-portada","category-sin-categoria"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/aaaaalesionadoparatodo.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6id8p-251","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7999","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7999"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7999\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/26014"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7999"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7999"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7999"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}