{"id":8864,"date":"2011-01-04T21:21:00","date_gmt":"2011-01-04T21:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/formalprision.info\/2011\/01\/04\/mesera-en-minifalda-provoca-mameyazo\/"},"modified":"2015-06-03T08:59:13","modified_gmt":"2015-06-03T08:59:13","slug":"mesera-en-minifalda-provoca-mameyazo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/?p=8864","title":{"rendered":"Mesera en  minifalda provoca mameyazo a las puertas del bar La Cigarra"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_QwiJz8zwaOw\/TSON1PaYo-I\/AAAAAAAACRc\/u9YzVsXAjvU\/s1600\/aaaaaaaaaaaaaunputaz.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5558442310915105762\" style=\"FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/formalprision.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/aaaaaaaaaaaaaunputaz.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<div>Tremendo mameyazo se registr\u00f3 esta tarde en la esquina del Bar La Cigarra, donde colisionaron dos veh\u00edculos por una meserita de buen ver.<\/div>\n<div>El impacto fue seco, tanto que el Chevy que choc\u00f3 con una Xtrail casi se voltea y qued\u00f3 con dos llantas al aire.<\/div>\n<div>Un acompa\u00f1ante de uno de los conductores sufri\u00f3 golpes, pero nada del otro mundo y el representante de la aseguradora le dio un pase para que vaya con el matasanos.<\/div>\n<div>El accidente ocurri\u00f3 a las 2:30 de la tarde, en el cruce de las calles 45 y 76.<\/div>\n<div>Seg\u00fan los testigos, el conductor del Chevy se descuid\u00f3 cuando lleg\u00f3 a la esquina del bar, aparentemente porque una de las meseritas se asom\u00f3 con su minifalda y puso en aprietos al calvito conductor del carro, quien se vol\u00f3 el alto y fue chocado por Don Manuelito, como le dicen sus amigos al guiador de la camioneta Nissan.<\/div>\n<div>Los parroquianos salieron al escuchar el trancazo y muchos ya no regresaron, pues se fueron si pagar la cuenta.<\/div>\n<div>Se inform\u00f3 que los dos veh\u00edculos estaban asegurados.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tremendo mameyazo se registr\u00f3 esta tarde en la esquina del Bar La Cigarra, donde colisionaron dos veh\u00edculos por una meserita de buen ver. El impacto fue seco, tanto que el<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":27634,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[60,3,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8864","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-cafres","category-portada","category-sin-categoria"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/aaaaaaaaaaaaaunputaz.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6id8p-2iY","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8864","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8864"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8864\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/27634"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8864"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8864"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8864"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}