{"id":9010,"date":"2010-11-30T22:05:00","date_gmt":"2010-11-30T22:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/formalprision.info\/2010\/11\/30\/se-salva-de-morir-en-un-choque-pero-le\/"},"modified":"2015-06-03T08:59:48","modified_gmt":"2015-06-03T08:59:48","slug":"se-salva-de-morir-en-un-choque-pero-le","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/?p=9010","title":{"rendered":"Se salva de morir en un choque, pero le encuentran 2 kilos de mariguana en su carro"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_QwiJz8zwaOw\/TPV3nz4FfoI\/AAAAAAAACAg\/xht5OGraMZ4\/s1600\/GetAttachment%255B5%255D.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5545470042000686722\" style=\"FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 213px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 160px\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/formalprision.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/GetAttachment%5B5%5D.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<div><\/p>\n<div>Cuando despert\u00f3 en un hospital despu\u00e9s de un brutal choque que protagoniz\u00f3, Cornelio Tuz Poot escuch\u00f3 que los polic\u00edas le dijeron \u00abte tenemos una noticia buena y otra mala\u00bb.<\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div>La buena, le dijeron, es que te salvaste de puro milagro de morir y la mala, continuaron los polis, es que encontramos los dos kilos de mariguana que llevabas en el auto\u00b4.<\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div>Y en verdad asi fue, Cornelio Tuz se salv\u00f3 de morir ayer en la tarde cuando su carro VW Sed\u00e1n fue embestido en el Perif\u00e9rico y tuvo que ser rescatado por bomberos que cortaron el techo del auto para sacarlo con vida.<\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div>Lo llevaron a un hospital, pero cuando el perito revisaba el carro hall\u00f3 un ladrillo de dos kilos de mariguana escondido.<\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div>Cornelio Tuz, oriundo de Pist\u00e9, sali\u00f3 del hospital y fue llevado a la c\u00e1rcel por narco.<\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div>El accidente ocurri\u00f3 en el Anillo Perif\u00e9rico, cerca del centro nocturno Climax, cuando su volchito fue hecho sandwich por dos camiones. <\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cuando despert\u00f3 en un hospital despu\u00e9s de un brutal choque que protagoniz\u00f3, Cornelio Tuz Poot escuch\u00f3 que los polic\u00edas le dijeron \u00abte tenemos una noticia buena y otra mala\u00bb. La<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":27904,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[50,47,3,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9010","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-machines","category-narcos","category-portada","category-sin-categoria"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/GetAttachment%5B5%5D.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6id8p-2lk","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9010","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9010"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9010\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/27904"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9010"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9010"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9010"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}