{"id":9318,"date":"2010-09-07T15:12:00","date_gmt":"2010-09-07T15:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/formalprision.info\/2010\/09\/07\/se-roba-9-cortaunas-para-su-manicure\/"},"modified":"2015-06-03T09:00:59","modified_gmt":"2015-06-03T09:00:59","slug":"se-roba-9-cortaunas-para-su-manicure","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/?p=9318","title":{"rendered":"Se roba 9 cortau\u00f1as para su manicure"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_QwiJz8zwaOw\/TIXLBTiLbeI\/AAAAAAAABeE\/Rplj3Xjcb98\/s1600\/GetAttachment%5B2%5D.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5514036542068977122\" style=\"FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 213px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 160px\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/formalprision.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/GetAttachment24.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<div>Santos Maldonado Guti\u00e9rrez es un sujeto que vive obsesionado con el aseo de sus u\u00f1as, tanto que ayer decidi\u00f3 robarse nueve cortau\u00f1as para hacerse manicure seguido.<\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div>Sin embargo, fue detenido por agentes municipales.<\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div>El tipejo rob\u00f3 en en el comercio la \u201cBendici\u00f3n de Dios\u201d, donde pregunt\u00f3 por un articulo y cuando la encargada le dio la espalda, \u00e9l aprovech\u00f3 para meterse 9 corta\u00fa\u00f1as a la bolsa del pantal\u00f3n y salir corriendo.<\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div>La encargada del comercio, Lidia Esther S\u00e1nchez Luna, se dio cuenta y pidi\u00f3 ayuda a unos polis que caminaban aburridos por la zona.<\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div>El sujeto llevaba tambi\u00e9n un celular de mentiritas con el cual fing\u00eda hablar con Dios.<\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Santos Maldonado Guti\u00e9rrez es un sujeto que vive obsesionado con el aseo de sus u\u00f1as, tanto que ayer decidi\u00f3 robarse nueve cortau\u00f1as para hacerse manicure seguido. Sin embargo, fue detenido<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":28451,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3,57,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9318","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-portada","category-ratas","category-sin-categoria"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/GetAttachment24.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6id8p-2qi","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9318","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9318"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9318\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/28451"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9318"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9318"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9318"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}