{"id":9756,"date":"2010-05-27T15:00:00","date_gmt":"2010-05-27T15:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/formalprision.info\/2010\/05\/27\/ebrio-se-banaba-con-su-sangre-en\/"},"modified":"2015-06-03T09:02:18","modified_gmt":"2015-06-03T09:02:18","slug":"ebrio-se-banaba-con-su-sangre-en","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/?p=9756","title":{"rendered":"Ebrio se ba\u00f1aba con su sangre en Progreso"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_QwiJz8zwaOw\/S_6KqtJZ3xI\/AAAAAAAAAn0\/mfaZykz7CKs\/s1600\/alca.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 315px;\" src=\"http:\/\/formalprision.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/alca.jpg\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5475966663207280402\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/>Por no dejar de meterle al chupe y querer seguir la fiesta bien arregladito, Jes\u00fas Martin Maga\u00f1a de 46 a\u00f1os sufri\u00f3 ayer severa ca\u00edda en su casita de cart\u00f3n cuando se ba\u00f1aba a cubetazos para estar presentable.<\/p>\n<p>Jes\u00fas Martin, de oficio pescador, estaba hermeticamente borracho. Tanto que al caer se rompi\u00f3 la cabeza y comenz\u00f3 a sangrar profusamente. El sujeto intent\u00f3 continuar con su ba\u00f1o, pero ya era m\u00e1s la sangre que le brotaba de la chola que el agua de su cubeta, por lo que vecinos tuvieron que llamar a la Cruz roja para auxiliarlo.<\/p>\n<p>El accidente de Chucho, quien ahora es conocido como el \u00abhombre alcanc\u00eda\u00bb, ocurri\u00f3 en la calle  52 por 39 y 41 de Progreso.<\/p>\n<p>Los paramedicos lo llevaron al centro de salud para corturarle la cabeza.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Por no dejar de meterle al chupe y querer seguir la fiesta bien arregladito, Jes\u00fas Martin Maga\u00f1a de 46 a\u00f1os sufri\u00f3 ayer severa ca\u00edda en su casita de cart\u00f3n cuando<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":29246,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[50,1,49],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9756","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-machines","category-sin-categoria","category-tocho-morocho"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/alca.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6id8p-2xm","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9756","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9756"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9756\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/29246"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9756"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9756"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9756"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}