{"id":9758,"date":"2010-05-27T14:47:00","date_gmt":"2010-05-27T14:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/formalprision.info\/2010\/05\/27\/teporocho-muere-inflado-como-globo\/"},"modified":"2015-06-03T09:02:18","modified_gmt":"2015-06-03T09:02:18","slug":"teporocho-muere-inflado-como-globo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/?p=9758","title":{"rendered":"Teporocho muere inflado como globo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_QwiJz8zwaOw\/S_6HoWCLKmI\/AAAAAAAAAnc\/XHy6Grs5rWM\/s1600\/gordito.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 403px; height: 258px;\" src=\"http:\/\/formalprision.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/gordito.jpg\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5475963324108319330\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<div>Por tanto chupe y padecer al mismo tiempo una severa cirrosis hep\u00e1tica, el pasado s\u00e1bado falleci\u00f3 en el fraccionamiento San Lorenzo de Um\u00e1n el teporochito Eduardo Perez Nova, de 56 a\u00f1os.<\/p>\n<p>La parca pas\u00f3 esta vez a buscar a Eduardo a su domicilio, en la calle 24 por 45 y 43 del fraccionamiento San Lorenzo, en donde fue hallado por polic\u00edas municipales inflado como un globo por el padecimiento que ten\u00eda.<\/p>\n<p>El cad\u00e1ver fue idetificado por su hermano Jaime Agust\u00edn P\u00e9rez quien poco antes lo hall\u00f3 tirado en la cama y sin signos  vitales.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Los responsables del servicio de emergencias de ese municipio  informaron que el bebedor asiduo llevaba varias horas de haber  fallecido. Horas despu\u00e9s lleg\u00f3 el servicio M\u00e9dico Forense, instancia que  traslad\u00f3 el cad\u00e1ver al cementerio de Xocl\u00e1n para la autopsia de ley.<\/p>\n<p>El problema ahora ser\u00e1 c\u00f3mo lo van a meter en su caja, pues con el est\u00f3mago que tiene ser\u00e1 dif\u00edcil colocarlo en una de tama\u00f1o tradicional.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Por tanto chupe y padecer al mismo tiempo una severa cirrosis hep\u00e1tica, el pasado s\u00e1bado falleci\u00f3 en el fraccionamiento San Lorenzo de Um\u00e1n el teporochito Eduardo Perez Nova, de 56<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":29250,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[50,44,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9758","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-machines","category-morgue","category-sin-categoria"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/gordito.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6id8p-2xo","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9758","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9758"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9758\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/29250"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9758"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9758"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9758"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}