{"id":9794,"date":"2010-05-18T16:47:00","date_gmt":"2010-05-18T16:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/formalprision.info\/2010\/05\/18\/intenta-suicidarse-porque-perdio-el-pan\/"},"modified":"2015-06-03T09:02:24","modified_gmt":"2015-06-03T09:02:24","slug":"intenta-suicidarse-porque-perdio-el-pan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/?p=9794","title":{"rendered":"Intenta suicidarse porque perdi\u00f3 el PAN"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>En una muestra de fanatismo desmedido, un habitante de Tzucacab intent\u00f3 suicidarse porque perdi\u00f3 el PAN en ese lugar.<br \/>Gonzalo Couoh Maga\u00f1a intento suicidarse colg\u00e1ndose en  la cocina de su vivienda, ya que le entristeci\u00f3 que no ganara el candidato del PAN a la alcald\u00eda, de quien fue colaborador.<br \/>Le dio tristeza la derrota y adem\u00e1s pena que lo burlara la gente, pues d\u00edas antes estuvo diciendo que era seguro el triunfo,<br \/>A las 12 de la noche, tom\u00f3 la fatal decisi\u00f3n, pero uno de sus vecinos se dio cuenta y lo descolg\u00f3.<br \/>Fue llevado de emergencia a un hospital en Peto y despu\u00e9s tra\u00eddo a M\u00e9rida, internado en el O\u00b4Hor\u00e1n, donde se debate entre la vida y la muerte.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>En una muestra de fanatismo desmedido, un habitante de Tzucacab intent\u00f3 suicidarse porque perdi\u00f3 el PAN en ese lugar.Gonzalo Couoh Maga\u00f1a intento suicidarse colg\u00e1ndose en la cocina de su vivienda,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[50,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9794","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-machines","category-sin-categoria"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6id8p-2xY","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9794","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9794"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9794\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9794"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9794"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/formalprision.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9794"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}